Monday, March 19, 2007

The Coffee Talk Companion: "Picked Her Pages"

The Coffee Talk Companion is an ongoing feature in which we dissect and discuss former Facts of Life star Lisa Whelchel's online journal entries.

We are offended. Nay, we are mightily offended. Lisa has the nerve to a.) not write a "Coffee Talk" entry for the butrillionth time this year and b.) instead, link to her favorite blogs without including c.) this one. If we were to list our favorite sites, we'd certainly include Lisa's.

Ergo, because we're forgiving, even after today's affront we still consider her site one of our favorites. It's really the Christian thing to do. Another Christian thing to do is to boycott something for not adhering to the rules of a book of fables. Alas, we found a coloring book for ESL students that includes a page devoted to a turtle ignoring a llama for not giving him a cake. He's mad because the turtle gave the triceratops a cake. So, as taught by that book, Lisa, we ignore you this week! Well, almost. We certainly wait with bated breath for the resolution of this cliffhanger:

(I will be writing a more thorough explanation of why I’ve been such a terribly unreliable “Coffee Talker” in an upcoming journal entry.)

Like the fairy says to the kitten and the robot on page 12, "This better be good."