Espresso.

Hi, kids. We just wanted to pop in with a bit of an update. No, we have not forsaken you, as much as you wish we had. The main reason we have not updated in a few weeks is because, obviously, Lisa has not. Yes, she is posting old Coffee Talk entries, but, in case you're new here, we do not comment on old news. If someone would like to pay us to comment on Whelchel's regurgitated nonsense, we'll happily rethink our position. Until then, we have other things to do. Like cut our nails.

As well, we are currently in between jobs (see above regarding income, or lack thereof). Work is currently the last thing on our mind. We have, instead, been eating too much, spending too much and generally lazing about. Today we sat by the river and read. Tomorrow we our having custom shirts made. After years and years of hard work, we feel we deserve these glorious three weeks off. K? Come mid-May we should be checking in a little more frequently. Perhaps. We can only promise always to try to update when Lisa actually does.

So, you enjoy this time off from us, heah? AND, let us be the first to announce that at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, May 16, we will be making our second appearance at the fabulous WYSIWYG Talent Show! Last time we presented a slide show about our very gay Bar Mitzvah, and this time we will be presenting another slide show about an awkward lunch with a fading celebrity (not Lisa, but someone equally as depressing). It should be fantastic. And, it's the day after our 31st birthday, so you really have no choice but to be there. All the information is located at the link above. UPDATE: Unfortunately, we had to cancel the WYSIWYG appearance due to an actual paying gig. But we plan to do another date if they're still talking to us...

That's all for now. Enjoy the beautiful, allergy-inducing weather!